do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh”
Reblog if you are Groot.
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
how do you lose weight by tomorrow
So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie
and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
i wanna meet the male version of me